Sunday, September 9, 2007

FUN SITES FOR YOU! TELL YOUR PALS!

Occasionally I'll take a break from surfing natural birth websites for easy porn and tell you about some of my mostest favoritest but not-so-well-known sites on the web.

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

That shield is the perfect child-smothering device.

http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/

I actually wrote to this website several years ago asking if the Down Syndrome Friends were anatomically correct....

(I was about to write some more witty and hateful repartee, but it's all been lost to a fit of laughter...I had started writing about the site not expecting it to be updated...Chemo Friends? C'mon.)

I quote...."When trying to explain impending surgery to a young patient, and point to the exact location of the organs which need surgery, you look into the frightened and completely blank eyes of a child who does not understand the procedure. "

Completely blank eyes? SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S ALREADY BEEN A SURGICAL PROCEDURE, FRIEND. NAMELY, A LOBOTOMY.

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