When you need him, he's always there!

Someone just had to point out to me that Esteban and Billy Jack look similar when in fact, probably any two people who favor dark clothing and bolero-style hats will probably look similar. Plus, I doubt Billy Jack would wear sunglasses, because the eyes are the window to the soul, and Billy Jack is a noble soul--while his caring heart is filled with longing for a racially-harmonious utopia, at the same time, a fire of vengeance burns inside him--the need to defend the weak against their oppressors, the need to defend Indian kids who only want a scoop of ice cream. And with Ray-Bans you lose the crucial upper part of every facial expression, and then all you're left with is Tom Laughlin looking kind of swank. Nevertheless, I will never be able to look at ass-kicking Native American martial artists or infomercial guitars the same way again.

It would be kinda cool if Esteban whacked out a mugger with one of his signature guitars, El Kabong style, though. Even with the mother-of-pearl inlay, he can replace that solid neck mother for only $129.95.